once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
my mom doesn’t even text me back
In the zombie apocalypse, the battery, while a seemingly inanimate object, was the only thing that could take charge.
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
i tried to grab fog
but i mist
dis bitch look like a above ground radish