i bet dermatologists hate him
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook
please allow 5 to 7 business days for me to understand the joke you just made
who is she
"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"
fire cannot kill a dragon
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.